Cleaning out my harddrive. Uploading the fic that will never be finished so I can delete the word files. Don’t expect too much.

Title: That-Ohno-has-a-kid-and-names-it-after-Clint-Eastwood fic
Fandom: Arashi
Pairing: Ohno/Nino (intended)
Author's Notes: I just really wanted an excuse for Ohno to have a baby called Clint, I think, and dumb-fic followed. I stopped writing this when someone else wrote incredibly superior Kame/Baby fic that very coincidentally had some similar themes to this, and I basically had a huge self-confidence crisis.

Much thanks to darkeyedwolf and kegom for their initial read-through and very kind comments and constructive criticism, back in the day.

( Ohno showed up to dance practice one day with a bag of formula, toys and nappies over one arm, and a baby carefully cradled in the other. )

Title: Arashi key-smash
Fandom: Arashi
Pairing: Nino/Ohno
Author's Notes: After I wrote this, I hated it. Probably why I didn’t open the file again for like, three years.

( Ohno likes to watch clouds. )

Title: Pin ficcing
Fandom: News/KAT-TUN
Pairing: Jin/Yamapi
Author's Notes: There was going to be a lot more to this. There was going to be angst even. It just never got off the ground.

( And that Uchi kid he hangs around with seems alright, though I wouldn't piss him off because I once saw him bitch-slap Jimmy Mackey and I swear he nearly knocked his head off- )

Title: More Pin-fic
Fandom: News/KAT-TUN
Pairing: Jin/Yamapi
Author's Notes: Lol. This was going to be porn! XD I think this was inspired by a pic from Summary?
( Yamapi doesn't really mind doing the Summary concerts that much. )
Title: Pedo-fic
Fandom: T&T/News
Pairing: Takki/Yamapi
Author's Notes:...rofl. I just wanted this pairing so badly, I was almost prepared to write it myself!

( Only contains moderate amounts of wrong. )


Title: Ikebukuro West Gate Park drabble-age
Fandom: IWGP
Pairing: Makoto/everyone. Sort-of.
Author's Notes: This was going to be EPIC. I wrote this little opener one night at 3am, then left it and the next day at work, wrote down pages of details of where this fic was going to go. Problem was, it was all hand-written. I lost the notes. Fic never made it past the opening.
( Author’s note might be longer than the opening… )

Title: Loveless brain spasm
Fandom: Loveless
Pairing: Soubi/Ritsuka
Author's Notes: I don’t even know.

( That’s really what the file was called. )

Title: Another Day at the Office
Fandom: JE/Hana Kimi
Pairing: Oguri Shun/Ikuta Toma
Author's Notes: Episode 2 of HanaKimi, plus that glorious little bit of information on Toma's Wiki-page - He and Shun Oguri had to kiss 12 times for the drama, Hanazakari No Kimitachi E. Oguri said that Toma's lips were very soft and it was actually the first time he encountered such lips - equals this fic. I've been trying to finish it for days and kind of just smashed out an ending to it tonight, so I'm going to leave this f-locked until I look over it properly in the morning. Then I'll decide if I'm brave enough to send it to the comms. But for the time being, I just want it posted and out of my life. If anyone on this journal's f-list reads this and has some sort of constructive criticism/comments/whatever to say, I'd greatly appreciate it.

( If you were to ask any of the crew about it, they would say (some with exasperation, some with wry amusement) that it took them twelve takes to get the kiss scene in episode two right. )

Everyone loves un-beta-ed drabble fic, right? These are all the crack fic/drabbles I've spammed people with in comments lately. I wouldn't bother posting these (they're pretty dreadful) but I write so rarely that I feel obliged to archive the little bits and pieces that I do jot down. XD; Context included.

1. See darkeyedwolf's entry about Arashi fighting crime. Then, see prompt - He's a lounge-singing small-town romance novelist moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a violent blonde widow living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

guiltyschu: I wanted to write crack-fic for this the moment I saw it.

( Ohno is a lounge-singing, small-town romance novelist... )

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2. See Kawai do more impersonations...

darkeyedwolf: fdksj I wish Arashi would go on SC and perform Love So Sweet. ABC COULD BACKDANCE. THEY WOULD PUT KAWAI DIRECTLY BEHIND JUN. And then maybe Jun switches it around, just to make Kawai nervous. >:D
guiltyschu: OMG. OMG. OMG. YESYESYES. *is actually dying* If Kawai was behind Jun, do you think he'd do the flaily exaggerated dance? :D :D :D And if Jun was behind Kawai, would he try and smuggle weapons on stage? XD Imagine rehearsals for it!

( Kawai has a death-wish... )

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3. Following on from that -

guiltyschu: I've just watched it again XD and really properly noticed how the fangirls go insane when Kawai came out, and even more insane when he started to say he was imitating MatsuJun. Conclusion? ABC is going to impersonate their way to a debut. They'll win over the fangirls one monomane at a time.ABC is going to impersonate their way to a debut. They'll win over the fangirls one monomane at a time.
darkeyedwolf: ON. THE. FLOOR. It's SO TRUE. XD XD XD
guiltyschu: AND THEY THOUGHT THAT SLEEPING WITH THEIR SENPAI WAS THE WAY TO GO ABOUT DEBUTING.

...*thinks* OH SNAP, IT STILL COULD BE.

( Kawai scores! :D )

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4. wintersjuly did a truth or dare meme, and I chose dare.

wintersjuly: WRITE A SUPER POWERS!JE DRABBLE (so, basically Heroes/JE crossover!). ANY BOY OF YOUR CHOICE. :D
guiltyschu: Shit. Aha. I am so bad at thinking up fic on demand. *flail*

( Jin has super powers! )

Ok. I'll stop now.

Title: Mermaids
Fandom: JE (KAT-TUN, NewS)
Pairing: Jin/Yamapi
Author's Notes: Written for boobandboobs 'Water' drabble challenge. Completely based on this picture, which I find ridiculously adorable. IDK. Should I include a warning for Jin and Yamapi's dumb? :D

( 'YAMAPI. HURRY UP!" Jin bellowed, happily floundering away in the surf and flailing his arms over his head. "The water is great!' )

All the little bits and pieces I've left in comments but haven't actually posted properly yet. Drabble-licious.

Title: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Fandom: JE (Arashi/ABC)
Pairing: Jun/Kawai
Author's Notes: Required viewing to understand this - 1) ABC's Kawai parodying MatsuJun's Wish dance on Shonen Club 2) ABC performing Wish on Shonen Club a month later. darkeyedwolf  wanted revenge fic.


Title: Heatwave
Fandom: JE (KAT-TUN/NewS)
Pairing: Jin/Yamapi
Author's Notes: Written for boobandboobs  'Heatwave' drabble challenge.




Title: Lips
Fandom: JE (KAT-TUN/NewS)
Pairing: Jin/Yamapi
Author's Notes: Written for boobandboobs  'Bad Habit' drabble challenge. I really think this is meant to be longer than it is but I'm too lazy to write it.